Ada banci ketakutan dan sembunyi di semak-semak sambil berdoa (dalam bahasa banci) :
"Ya tuhan, titus sampai akikah metong takaran nyebur ke kali kayak kawasaki akikah disandro. Mending akikah metong di mekong singa,macan, uler deh, amiiiinnn..."
("Ya Tuhan, jangan sampe eike mati ketakutan nyebur ke kali kayak temen eike yang kelelep waktu itu. Lebih baik eike mati di mulut singa, macan, uler deh, amiiiinnn..").
Begitu dia melek, tiba-tiba ada ular mendesis di atas kepalanya, langsung si banci kesel dan berkata : "iiih... Tuhan rumpi deh, gitu aja dimasukin ke ati...!!"
Lagi nih gan
Pada suatu hari gan.. ada seorang satpam yg biasa jaga di posnya (jaga di rumah gede banget) kayaknya yang punya rumah tajir gitu deh...
saat kejadian malam-malam gan..
si satpam terbangun dari tidurnya di pos karena HP nya berbunyi gan..
trulululut...trulululut...trulululut...
Orang : Halo... satpam???
Satpam : iya,, pak ini saya... ada yg bisa saya bantu??
Orang : begini,, kamu ke kamar mami, trus kamu intip dari lobang kunci pintu,, liat,, mami lagi ngapain..
Satpam : tapi pak...
Orang : Sudah laksanakan !!!
Satpam : baik.
tak lama kemudian satpam pun kembali ke pos dan ditelpon lagi
Orang : gimana ?? udah??
Satpam : sudah pak..
Orang : apa yg dilakuin mami??
Satpam : nyonya sedang tidur pak,, dengan seorang pria kulit putih
Orang : Huh.. sudah kuduga.. ia berselingkuh..
Sekarang dengar, kamu ambil pisau di dapur, Bunuh Pria itu.. dengan mami juga,,,
Satpam : wew kk wew.. tapi pak??
Orang : sudah cepat laksanakan !!! ntar saya atur selanjutnya.. mau membantah kamu????
Satpam : ba ba baiklah pak...
tak lama kemudian satpam pun kembali
setelah melaksanakan tugasnya..
Orang : bagaimana?? udah??/
Satpam : uda pak..
Orang : bagus !! mereka mati??
Satpam : mati pak..
Orang : BAGUS ! CERDAS !!
Sekarang, kamu buang mayatnya ke sungai belakang rumah..
Satpam : @&@*# sungai???? bukanya belakang rumah tuh Mall pak???
Orang : wew... loh emang ini rumah siapa???
Satpam : ini kan rumah bapak Hans kan??? bagamana sih ?
Orang : OOOOoooOO maaf ya.. salah sambung saya
Satpam : Arrrgggghhhhh...Mampus ane..!!
Just For fun aja ..
Sumber : Kaskus.us
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hehehe lucu banget yang satpamnya...
your post is nice.. :)
keep share yaa, ^^
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jangan lupa juga kunjungi website dunia bola kami..
terima kasih.. :)
postingan yang sangat menarik :)
sangat bermanfaat.. ^_^
keep posting yaa..
ingin barang bekas lebih bermanfaat ?
kunjungi website kami, dan mari kita beramal bersama.. :)
@agusbg hehe ..
makasih ya bag udah komentar...
@ongisnade makasih ya sob..
pasti aku kunjungi
@HA Peduli makasih ya teman ...
:)
hhaa...yg satpam tu kocak banget sob.. :D
saya sudah follow disini, cuma foto nggak tampil berarti saya dah pernah follow disini, emang ada yang error beberapa blog yang saya ikuti di dasbor saya, nggak tau kenapa... nti saya cek kembali..
Gubrak!
ancur dah
@agusbgmungkin udah di follow kali bang ..
:)
@Fikrihehe..
:D
haha.
kocakk
kunjungi juga yaa
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salam kenal
@Bhepal.Corp 2nd hehe..
makasih sob.
saya pasti kunjungi balik kok .
salam kenal juga ya .
^^
Hahahahaa, si satpam juga dungu, mau aja disuruh2 padahal bukan majikanya wkwkwkwk ...
Hahahahha.. kocaak si satpam...
OOn.. ijin copas ya Gan
@Andry Li ahaha
satpam nya gila .
:D
@anamdeden iya boleh sob.
tapi nanti kasi link saya ya dibawahnya .
salam blogger teman ..
^^
hahahaha kocak banget gan
@kocak hahaha
thanks sob ^^
wkwkwk dasar banci, doanya terkabul wkakkaka
@si gaptek hahayy ..
:D
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